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How to witchcraft

bon-ninary:

lockswitch:

singingsparks:

veevigil:

thecarvingwitch:

earth-horn:

  1. light those
  2. stab this
  3. carve that
  4. shake jar
  5. say the thing

6. Knock pans together

7. yell

8. Collect items that are completely useless but you need them anyways.

9. Stare very intensely at objects.

10. Awkwardly position your hands on it.

Stop it, y’all are making witchcraft sound sexy or something.

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spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

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captaingrumpycub:

hedlund218:

Heath Jordan

Heath Jordan is the kind of porn star where your fantasies include meeting his mom and making the bed.

Jesus. This man is a porn star? Swoon.

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

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fuckyeahpaganism:

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fuckyeahpaganism:

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